18 Feb 2008 07:42 pm

We Hold These Truths to Be Self-evident


1) As soon as you pour yourself a cup of hot coffee, you will be interrupted just long enough for the coffee to grow cold.

2) Any tool that’s dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3) When you try to show a repairman that a machine isn’t working, it will.

4) As soon as your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

5) If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

6) The moment you become “indisposed” in the bathroom, the phone will ring.

7) If anything goes wrong, YOU will be blamed.


2 Responses to “We Hold These Truths to Be Self-evident”

  1. on 22 Feb 2008 at 9:03 am 1.Chrysalis Angel said …

    I love that photo, Dean. How cute is that? All very true on that list.

  2. on 23 Feb 2008 at 12:21 am 2.Dean said …

    Hi Chrys, Yeah, I don’t know where I got that photo from. Probably Dr. Dork. It was just to funny not to save. 🙂

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